If I win the lottery...

Amid a $1.5 billion jackpot and, thus, much Powerball frenzy, we were in a cab and TaxiTV had a piece about what people would spend it on if they won.

Max: "I would only keep some of it.  The rest I would give to lymphoma research."
Me: "Oh, Max, that is so sweet of you, so giving, so kind.  What would make you make such a selfless gesture?"
Max: "I just don't want other people to have to be as worried about their loved ones as we were about you when you were going through it."

[NOTE: It was about enough to melt my heart!]

"How do you spell 'naked'?"

Charlie at the computer: "Daddy, how do you spelled 'naked'?"
Me: "Whhhhhhhhatttttttt?????????  Why in the WORLD would you need to spell 'naked'??????"
Charlie: "Because I'm looking for the 'Naked Gun' movies!"
Me: "Ohhhhhh..."