Max and me

In a long conversation about being a "daddy" and how great it is.

Me: Max, do you think you ever want to be a daddy?
Max: Yes
Me: How old do you think you'll be when you become a daddy?
Max (exuberantly): SIXTEEN!
Me: Well, ah, that might be a little too young.
Max: Why?
Me: Well, ah...[AND I SWIFTLY CHANGE THE SUBJECT]

Max to me

When I'm a grown-up I won't get tickled, right?

Max to Charlie

You don't even KNOW how much I love you.

Max to me

We're going to party until dawn.